Choking Hazards – Webcomic of Madness, Updates Weekly

Hoooooly shit. Okay, yes. Yes, it has been THREE WEEKS. It’s pretty safe to say that that wasn’t really our intent. Also, we should have warned you before we made a surprise vacation. I’m pretty pleased with how the shading is coming along. Bitches, look at that. Those are fabric wrinkles. Yes, wrinkles. You’re ecstatic, I can see it in your eyes. And we’re now shading Kaens’ shirt and Phaetor’s coat.
The bubbles are a little ugly and unbalanced this week. Which is because I did them and I am not an artist. Arthur says he might re-do them later.
Aside from that, I regret to inform you that we will not be doing Sakuracon or Emerald City Comicon, because we didn’t get our asses into gear fast enough.
PAX is the next big one, but it’s a couple hundred dollars, so it’s not looking good.
In closing, we hope to get you your next comic sometime before the Brazilians land on your mom’s moon (I heard that’s slang for butt).

-Parker

Okay, the comic DID take forever, but truly figuring out how to draw the comic on the tablet at an acceptable quality was quite the process. My mistake, I think, was trying to not only do the borders and inking on the tablet, but the initial sketching as well. That prolonged the process and has left my CTRL and Z keys very worn down. In any case, I am somewhat happy with how this turned out.

Man, so, this is our first comic of 2010? Fascinating. Silence Of The Lambs was a good movie. I found Hannibal Lecter so compelling that I may had accidentally eaten the people I was seeing it with instead of the popcorn they made me.

Probably why they don’t ever call or pick up their phones.

Okay, well, there are some zombie cats at my door, and they’re kind of annoying, so I must go.

-AMK